Disclaimer
"Information contained on this site is for informational or amusement purposes only."
Actually, its not actually informative and only rarely amusing. Its mostly an outlet for me to write. I like writing. I write more regularly when there is a chance I'll actually be read. So, I blog.
There is a risk in everything you do when writing -- whether being painfully honest or exaggerating for comic or dramatic effect. I do a lot of both on this blog. It burned me in my personal life for a short while. But I kept blogging because I discovered I don't really care what my peers think anymore -- I maintain the pseudonyms etc. more for "googlenonymousness" now.
Anyway, if you're bored or offended, read something else.
"Nothing written is intended to be legal advice or legal counsel."
I mean really. If you take anything I write here as legal advice and act on it to your detriment, you need more help than an actual lawyer can give you. I suggest electroshock therapy. And don't reproduce.
If you act on any advice here to your benefit, however, I want remuneration. Email me and we'll make arrangements . I only take cash: small denominations, non-consecutive and unmarked bills. Oh, or chocolate. Dark chocolate.
"All work is protected by applicable copyright laws."
All rights reserved; all wrongs revenged.
"A note to future employers who managed to find this..."
I am not as scattered as I appear on this blog. I don't swear nearly as often in real life. I am not nearly as insecure or neurotic as some posts may suggest.
Really.
You believe me, right?



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