Disclaimer

"Information contained on this site is for informational or amusement purposes only."

Actually, its not actually informative and only rarely amusing. Its mostly an outlet for me to write. I like writing. I write more regularly when there is a chance I'll actually be read. So, I blog.

There is a risk in everything you do when writing -- whether being painfully honest or exaggerating for comic or dramatic effect. I do a lot of both on this blog. It burned me in my personal life for a short while. But I kept blogging because I discovered I don't really care what my peers think anymore -- I maintain the pseudonyms etc. more for "googlenonymousness" now.

Anyway, if you're bored or offended, read something else.

"Nothing written is intended to be legal advice or legal counsel."

I mean really. If you take anything I write here as legal advice and act on it to your detriment, you need more help than an actual lawyer can give you. I suggest electroshock therapy. And don't reproduce.

If you act on any advice here to your benefit, however, I want remuneration. Email me and we'll make arrangements . I only take cash: small denominations, non-consecutive and unmarked bills. Oh, or chocolate. Dark chocolate.

"All work is protected by applicable copyright laws."

All rights reserved; all wrongs revenged.

"A note to future employers who managed to find this..."

I am not as scattered as I appear on this blog. I don't swear nearly as often in real life. I am not nearly as insecure or neurotic as some posts may suggest.

Really.

You believe me, right?