I mean really. If you take anything I write here as legal advice and act on it to your detriment, you need more help than an actual lawyer can give you. I suggest electroshock therapy. And don't reproduce."Information contained on this site is for informational or amusement purposes only."
Actually, its not actually informative and only rarely amusing. Its mostly an outlet for me to write. I like writing. I write more regularly when there is a chance I'll actually be read. So, I blog.
If you're bored or offended, read something else.
"All work is protected by applicable copyright laws."
All rights reserved; all wrongs revenged.
Be nice, or leave. Sorry, no anonymous commenting. I don't have the time or resources to weed out the spam and the evil and the trolls.
A note to future employers who manage to find this.
I am not as scattered as I may appear on this blog. Blog posts are often written without regard to proper grammar spelling and syntax. They do not reflect how I write professionally.
I am smart, accomplished, and I work well with others. You should hire me.
If you look through the archives, you will find that I have never written about anything that could identify me with a particular employer or client. I intentionally write generally and vaguely about "work club," if at all, and often in a completely misleading manner.
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** At least some of this I cribbed from another blog, to which I would give credit if I could remember where I saw it.