So I am a law student sometimes

Overheard in law school:

Professor Awesome: It’s a narrow exception? Yeah, and nuclear weapons are a narrow category of weapons.

Random law school moment:

Professor was going on about a student he once taught who was very pregnant by semester's end and how he was petrified that she'd give birth in class.

He couldn't remember which class it was . . . but he teaches Family Law and Labor Law, so I can't help but think either would have been appropriate for a birth.

Classmate, regarding not having it all figured out as a 2L:

You know, in Battleship, its just as important to know where the ships aren't.