Tuesday, April 01, 2008

On the to do list: jump off bridge

As seen at Zuska's, Ana's, Useless Dicta's . . .

A list of things I have and have not done:

( ) smoked a cigarette (took half a drag on Mom's cig once... discovered smoking was not for me)
( ) crashed a car

(x) got drunk with a good friend

( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love

(x) been dumped

(x) shoplifted (youthful indiscretion, lipstick, not caught, not going on the bar app)
( ) been fired

( ) been in a fist fight (more of a schoolyard-girl-slap fight)

( ) snuck out of my parent’s house

( ) been arrested

( ) gone on a blind date

(x) skipped school
(not in high school, closed campus. College and law school count, right?)
( ) seen someone die
(not sure what counts here. . . been in the room when the last breath taken, no. Been in the room when the body was still warm, yes.)
(x) been to Canada

(x) been to Mexico

(x) been on a plane

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire (accidentally set my hair on fire, and burned a painted fingernail... damn bunsen burners in chemistry class)
(x) eaten Sushi

(x) been skiing
(/) been moshing at a concert
(sort of)
(x) taken painkillers

(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) lay on my back and watched cloud shapes go by

(x) made a snow angel

(x) flown a kite

(x) built a sand castle

(x) gone puddle jumping

( ) played dress up (oooh, unless wearing suits to interviews counts? cuz that's not really me)

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves

(x) gone sledding

(x) cheated while playing a game
(I think I have at some point . . . but I never cheat on games and am ruthless to anyone whom I catch cheating)
(x) been lonely

(x) fallen asleep at work/school

( ) used a fake id
(never needed to)
(x) watched the sun set

(x) felt an earthquake

(x) touched a snake
(not on the list: eaten rattlesnake -- yes)
(x) slept beneath the stars

(x) been tickled

( ) been robbed

(x) been misunderstood

(x) pet a goat
(x) won a contest
(lame local radio trivia contest -- I got movie tix)
(x) run a red light

( ) been suspended from school

(x) been in a car crash

(x) had braces

(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(probably... no specific memory)
(x) had deja vu

(x) had deja vu (glitch in the matrix)
( ) danced in the moonlight

(x) liked the way I look

(x) witnessed a crime

(x) questioned my heart

(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud

(x) been lost

(x) been to the opposite side of the country

(x) swum in the ocean

(x) felt like dying

(x) cried myself to sleep

( ) played cops and robbers

(x) recently colored with crayons

(x) sung karaoke

(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(ooh, this has happened recently too)
(x) done something I told myself I wouldn’t

(x) made prank phone calls

(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose

(x) caught a snowflake on my tongue

(x) danced in the rain

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus

(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(I am pretty sure it was misteltoe... could have been holly)
(x) watched the sun rise with someone I care about

(x) blown bubbles

(x) made a bonfire on the beach

( ) crashed a party

(x) gone roller-skating

(x) had a wish come true

( ) worn pearls

( ) jumped off a bridge

( ) ate dog/cat food

( ) told a complete stranger I loved them

( ) kissed a mirror

(x) sung in the shower

(x) had a dream that I married someone

( ) glued my hand to something
(glued my fingers together, yes)
( ) got my tongue stuck to a flag pole

(x) kissed a fish
(I am the only person whose list I have read who said yes to this. Bullshark taught me what his father taught him: when you catch a fish and kiss it and throw it back, it tells the other fish you're nice, and you catch more fish)
(x) sat on a roof top
(and watched a meteor shower... good memory)
(x) screamed at the top of my lungs

( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(haven't ever pulled that off, and haven't done a two-handed one since I was 11)
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours

(x) stayed up all night

( ) didn’t take a shower for a week
(wait, yes, I think when I volunteered one summer in Appalachia, though I think we went swimming mid-week... not sure it was a full 7 days... might have only been 5... we had rainwater showers and had to conserve)
( ) pick and ate an apple right off the tree

(x) climbed a tree

( ) had a tree house

(x) been scared to watch scary movies alone

(x) believe in ghosts

( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say 

( ) gone streaking

( ) gone doorbell ditching

( ) played chicken

(x) jumped into a pool/hot tub/lake with all my clothes on

( ) been told I’m hot by a complete stranger

( ) broken a bone

(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it (will probably do this over the summer)

( ) caught a butterfly
(does one landing on you count? I'm going with no -- caught implies intent) (x) laughed so hard I cried

(x) cried so hard I laughed

(x) cheated on a test (7th grade religion exam on the ten commandments. I couldn't keep them in order without a mneumonic so I wrote the mneumonic letters on my desk. I still feel horrible about that. Oh, and the nun caught me.)

( ) owned a Britney Spears CD
(downloaded a sinlge -- yes -- "Everytime" is a good song)
(x) forgotten someone’s name (ooh, a huge problem for me)
(x) French-braided someone’s hair

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool

(x) been threatened to be kicked out of my house

( ) been kicked out my house

(x) had a fantasy over someone I love as a good friend

( ) sun-tanned naked

( ) ran naked in the rain

3 little fish:

Cee said...

I think its time for you to go streaking... :)

I cheat on games all the time, Im the master, Im so good at it that people NEVER know!

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Ok, time for you to get naked and frolic. I'm with Cee. It's hella fun and good for the soul! Especially if you get caught . . . ah, the memories . . . heh.

Justice Moustache said...

I was about to write that this was quite a PG list... then I couldn't find anything to warrant the "P".

Come on, goody two shoes!!!