Awesome regardless

Dueling away messages

Mine:

Trial practice + alcohol = awesome

Classmate's:

Alcohol - trial practice = more awesome

Things that made last night's class awesome:

Female classmate who decided that we girls should drink nice red wine instead of cheap beer.

Professor on three beers before closing arguments.

Objection! Grounds? Ummm... withdrawn.

"Expert witness" drones on for four minutes about qualifications, degrees, publications, etc.
Objection! Grounds? How do we know she's qualified?

Yep. I think I'm gonna miss law school.