The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup is hosted on a rotating basis between PT-LawMom, Butterflyfish, and Attorney Work Product blogs. We originally rounded up just the moms in law school, but then discovered that those women eventually graduate. Who knew? So now all the moms in the legal field (heh) are represented. We aim for Sunday posts. Next week is Pt-Lawmom.
This week's theme.
I received an email recently from a friend and long time reader of the blog:
You love Glee? Weird.
I replied: Glee is the greatest thing to happen to television since the Muppet Show.
I am not sure that is overstating it at all. Glee, for the uninitiated, is a newish show on Fox that chronicles a high school glee club. Yes, there is singing. It is often darkly funny, the songs are great and usually well sung, and the acting is hilariously painfully awkward at times. Yes, I love this show. I am probably not in the show's demographic (the case did a Hot Topic mall tour for goodness sake) but I don't care. So I thought I'd make this week's theme highlights some songs covered during each episode.
Without further adieu, this week's Roundup:
"Say A Little Prayer” NewLawMom is in exam mode.
Episode 2
“Take A Bow” Lag Liv deserves applause
Episode 2
“Maybe This Time” Delicious Torts is balancing a baby & law school... & blogging? Maybe.
Episode 5
“Halo & Walking On Sunshine” OutLawMama on being thankful
Episode 6
“It’s My Life & Confessions” Atty Work Product on her career and the legal profession
Episode 6
“Keep Holding On” Legally Certifiable on tough stuff
Episode 6
“Defying Gravity” My Sammie B learns what "reduced schedule" means.
* (new to my round-up list!)
. . . and finally, the ultimate Glee song:
“Don’t Stop Believin'” Cee says "Let this be hope to all those 1Ls who think they won't make it and will never seem like a lawyer- if it can happen to me, it CAN happen to you!"
. . . and that does it for this week. I like this theme so much, and there were so many songs I didn't get to use, I am probably gonna do a Round II next time I Round Up! That means you have time to figure out how you can write the post that gets the link off the Thong Song.
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Sunday, November 29, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The 1Ls are freaking out
How do I know?
This is the number one search term bringing people to my blog by several orders of magnitude. WTF?
Other search terms bringing people to my blog (with commentary):
Advice: stop googling looking for a memo and just write the damn thing. Follow whatever model or instructions your prof gave you, do your best on citation format, and good luck. A year from now, you'll think 'wow, I can't believe I ever thought that was hard.'
Get it done and move on -- you've got finals you should be studying for instead of doing this memo which is probably ungraded or pass/fail depending on your school, and if it IS graded, it is certainly a small portion of what? A one or two credits class? F**k that. Get it done and study torts.
- buy 1L memo.
This is the number one search term bringing people to my blog by several orders of magnitude. WTF?
Other search terms bringing people to my blog (with commentary):
- 1L memo
- 1L legal memo
- "batson v shiflett" memo
- 1l lrw memo
- 1l memo - dogbite
- 1l memo help
- 1l memo useless
- 1l nied memo (I actually wrote one of these... no you cannot have it.)
- 1l statute memos
- copy 1l memo
- duke 1l memo (way to keep it ethical, Duke.)
- iied memo
- legal memo 1l
- memo 1l
- recipe butterfly fish (that's just wrong!!)
- what is law review write on like (a lot like a 1L memo, actually.)
Advice: stop googling looking for a memo and just write the damn thing. Follow whatever model or instructions your prof gave you, do your best on citation format, and good luck. A year from now, you'll think 'wow, I can't believe I ever thought that was hard.'
Get it done and move on -- you've got finals you should be studying for instead of doing this memo which is probably ungraded or pass/fail depending on your school, and if it IS graded, it is certainly a small portion of what? A one or two credits class? F**k that. Get it done and study torts.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Mommy wants to know
I went on a bit of a Twitter rant this morning.
Regarding Wonder Pets:
There may be more ranting in this vein forthcoming.
- How do the Thomas engines bend time? Rush & screw everything up, confusion & delay, & then arrive "just in time" #mommywantstoknow
- Why don't the Wonder Pets call child protective services? Animals keep letting their babies loose. "I was so worried" #mommywantstoknow
- Where the hell are Max and Ruby's parents? #mommywantstoknow
- How do Toot & Puddle afford those trips? #mommywantstoknow
Regarding Wonder Pets:
@googiebaba said: I've wonder this about the Wonder Pets. At the end, I always feel like, thanks for nothing mom....
My reply: I can cut the cow some slack --tornado-- but the penguin? the pigeon? the raccoon? the lamb? How do you lose a f**king egg?
There may be more ranting in this vein forthcoming.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I own Blackacre
Currently, I am reading about topics covered in first year real property. Fee simple subject to shifting executory limitations, that kind of thing. Its like studying for the bar exam again, except now it really matters that I get it right and there are no multiple choices. I spent an hour today combing through the first restatement of property. Tomorrow, I am going to read some more restatement and then I am going to go through more real property treatises. So armed, I will then delve into the case precedent, most of which will probably date from the turn of the century. I am pretty sure I am going to get to drop a footnote regarding the rule against perpetuities.
Don't let anyone tell you that you don't need to know this shit in the real world, kids.
Everyone who learns I have this assignment feels sorry for me. Little do they know that this is the most exciting thing I have worked on since I started this job and I am enjoying the challenge.
That last sentence was completely un-ironic. Then again, long-time readers of this blog know that I have always been a bit of a real property geek.
(Hmmm, I guess most of my 1L posts regarding my real property geekdom were taken down in the great archives purge of 2009. Run of the mill adverse posession and easement humor, but your loss, new readers. Sorry.)
Don't let anyone tell you that you don't need to know this shit in the real world, kids.
Everyone who learns I have this assignment feels sorry for me. Little do they know that this is the most exciting thing I have worked on since I started this job and I am enjoying the challenge.
That last sentence was completely un-ironic. Then again, long-time readers of this blog know that I have always been a bit of a real property geek.
(Hmmm, I guess most of my 1L posts regarding my real property geekdom were taken down in the great archives purge of 2009. Run of the mill adverse posession and easement humor, but your loss, new readers. Sorry.)
Monday, November 16, 2009
What You're Missing
This pretty much captures my Twitter feed:
Yeah, so I just tweeted a legitimate #law related tweet followed by a #Glee tweet. Next I'm gonna tweet about my kid. That's how I roll.
A sample of November tweets:
Its like my internal cd player is on repeat.(I am not cool enough to have an internal iPod.) Get out of my head, Singles Ladies!
Overheard on childrens' television: "It's too big to fit in there." & "It won't be empty for long."
Coworker: "I would never have guessed you're 34." "Wow, thanks." Her: "Well it's cuz you don't wear a lot of makeup to cover... ummm..."
Officially admitted lawyer in State 1, passed the bar in State 2. Call me Esquire, bitch!!
Overheard at work: "I've never seen a memo so poorly written. How is this ass employed when I can't even find a [better/different] job?"
Overheard on childrens' television: "You're sitting on Bob's wood, Mr. Crab."
Just had her ass handed to her in "Memory" by a five year old with the flu
"And now we know I'm a terrible person." This is how I will follow up all tweets like the last one. Thanks, @divineangst
(If you want to read why I am a terrible person, I guess you'll have to look at Twitter.)
Also:
For those who did not know, someone writing a Twitter feed got a book deal and a possible television pilot. Outrage captured in comic form as well as by the inimitable Wendi Aarons.
Yeah, so I just tweeted a legitimate #law related tweet followed by a #Glee tweet. Next I'm gonna tweet about my kid. That's how I roll.
A sample of November tweets:
Its like my internal cd player is on repeat.(I am not cool enough to have an internal iPod.) Get out of my head, Singles Ladies!
Overheard on childrens' television: "It's too big to fit in there." & "It won't be empty for long."
Coworker: "I would never have guessed you're 34." "Wow, thanks." Her: "Well it's cuz you don't wear a lot of makeup to cover... ummm..."
Officially admitted lawyer in State 1, passed the bar in State 2. Call me Esquire, bitch!!
Overheard at work: "I've never seen a memo so poorly written. How is this ass employed when I can't even find a [better/different] job?"
Overheard on childrens' television: "You're sitting on Bob's wood, Mr. Crab."
Just had her ass handed to her in "Memory" by a five year old with the flu
"And now we know I'm a terrible person." This is how I will follow up all tweets like the last one. Thanks, @divineangst
(If you want to read why I am a terrible person, I guess you'll have to look at Twitter.)
Also:
For those who did not know, someone writing a Twitter feed got a book deal and a possible television pilot. Outrage captured in comic form as well as by the inimitable Wendi Aarons.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Men have no idea
Bullshark: Hey, good news . . . we may be able to go to [a huge gala] [out of town] during the first week of December.
Me: Yay!! OMG! I'm gonna need a dress! *frantically googling plus-size ball gowns*
Bullshark: Well, I'm not sure we have tickets yet. I can let you know next week.
Me: You mean you can let me know less than seven days before the event? Right before Thanksgiving weekend? And you expect that I can get a dress and shoes, not to mention babysitting and hotel and time off work and transportation all lined up on that kind of notice?
Bullshark: Yes.
Me: *headdesk*
To be fair:
He did come up with the babysitting/transportation solution, providing my sister is amenable to it. And he is trying to get a definite answer an the tickets sooner. But how I am supposed to find a gown on two weeks' notice that (1) doesn't make me look like a beached whale, (2) is appropriate for the event and (3) is affordable is beyond me. Any plus sized women with suggestions?
Me: Yay!! OMG! I'm gonna need a dress! *frantically googling plus-size ball gowns*
Bullshark: Well, I'm not sure we have tickets yet. I can let you know next week.
Me: You mean you can let me know less than seven days before the event? Right before Thanksgiving weekend? And you expect that I can get a dress and shoes, not to mention babysitting and hotel and time off work and transportation all lined up on that kind of notice?
Bullshark: Yes.
Me: *headdesk*
To be fair:
He did come up with the babysitting/transportation solution, providing my sister is amenable to it. And he is trying to get a definite answer an the tickets sooner. But how I am supposed to find a gown on two weeks' notice that (1) doesn't make me look like a beached whale, (2) is appropriate for the event and (3) is affordable is beyond me. Any plus sized women with suggestions?
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
And God bless the men and women serving overseas that they may come home safe to their families....
Clownfish says this as part of his prayers every night. This morning I was flipping past CNN news on the way to whatever mommy-approved kid programming dreck I could find on cable when Clownfish said:
CF: "Are those guys serving overseas?"
CNN was showing some soldiers in Afghanistan, laying down some machine gun fire.
Me: "Yes. That's who you pray for every night."
Tonight, we were putting him to bed when he said:
CF: "Papa, I saw some guys serving overseas on television."
I briefly filled in the context.
CF: "That's where you were when I was two? You missed my second birthday party."
Bullshark: "Yes. When I left you were just a little guy... you couldn't even hold a spoon correctly. When I came back, you were a big two year old."
CF: "I think serving overseas is more important than going to parties."
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This happened on 11/1/09. I post-dated it for Veteran's Day because it seemed appropriate.
Edited to add: In light of the recent tragedy at Ft. Hood, maybe we'll have to change our prayer to protect service people everywhere, even when they're supposedly safe here in CONUS.
CF: "Are those guys serving overseas?"
CNN was showing some soldiers in Afghanistan, laying down some machine gun fire.
Me: "Yes. That's who you pray for every night."
Tonight, we were putting him to bed when he said:
CF: "Papa, I saw some guys serving overseas on television."
I briefly filled in the context.
CF: "That's where you were when I was two? You missed my second birthday party."
Bullshark: "Yes. When I left you were just a little guy... you couldn't even hold a spoon correctly. When I came back, you were a big two year old."
CF: "I think serving overseas is more important than going to parties."
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This happened on 11/1/09. I post-dated it for Veteran's Day because it seemed appropriate.
Edited to add: In light of the recent tragedy at Ft. Hood, maybe we'll have to change our prayer to protect service people everywhere, even when they're supposedly safe here in CONUS.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
The amazing things I discover through Twitter...
Let it get to the first chorus at least... starts a little rough. I think this is absolutely amazing. I've played it like five times already.
Beat It by Pomplamoose Music
If you like it, they also do covers of
Single Ladies
and
Mrs. Robinson.
They do original stuff too which I'll check out after I finish checking out the covers.
Beat It by Pomplamoose Music
If you like it, they also do covers of
Single Ladies
and
Mrs. Robinson.
They do original stuff too which I'll check out after I finish checking out the covers.
MILP #123: "One, Two, Three... I love counting! Ah ah ah." ~ The Count
The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup is hosted on a rotating basis between PT-LawMom, Butterflyfish, and Attorney Work Product blogs. We originally rounded up just the moms in law school, but then discovered that those women eventually graduate. Who knew? So now all the moms in the legal field (heh) are represented. We aim for Sunday posts. Next week is Pt-Lawmom.
This week's theme: Honoring the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street.
Most of these are a stretch, but whatever. I was happy thinking of Sesame Street for a while.
This post was brought to you by the letter B and the number 9.
Share your favorite Sesame Street moment in the comments!!
For example, anyone else remember Alastair Cookie, particularly Gone with the Wind? I had no idea how funny that was when I was kid.
And if anyone mentions the abomination that is Murray and that he gets an extended bit each episode in the modern Sesame Street era, I will go Kermit the Frog on you (skip to about 1:30).
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If you’d like to have your blog added to the MILP blogroll for weekly review or would like us to consider a specific post, drop the hostess(es) an email or leave a comment at our sites.Expecting Moms in law school are welcome! Hat tip as always to the “original” Roundup — Evan Schaeffer’s Legal Underground and his co-rounder-upper, Nobody!
Bah, the Kermit clip was not the one I wanted, but you take what you can get on Youtube.
This week's theme: Honoring the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street.
Most of these are a stretch, but whatever. I was happy thinking of Sesame Street for a while.
- One! One scary wampire! Ah ah ah! Out Law Mama.
- Oscar the Grouch. Rayne of Terror.
- Cookies make everything better. COOKIES! Ohm nom nom nom nom... Legally Certifiable.
- SUPer Grover has taken to protecting Boston pumpkins, obviously. Googiebaba.
- I think Lag Liv wishes she could 'nest' like Big Bird.
- I'll bet I can get Mr. Snuffleupagus to 'accidentally' sit on this guy. Jenny
- Baby Bear! And you know what else?
- LEO can teach Telly Monster a thing or two about anxiety.
- Maybe she should try dressing up as Abby Cadabby? Fairy wings and short skirt? Cee. . . . . Wow, that was so wrong. So, so wrong. I am gonna stop now.
This post was brought to you by the letter B and the number 9.
Share your favorite Sesame Street moment in the comments!!
For example, anyone else remember Alastair Cookie, particularly Gone with the Wind? I had no idea how funny that was when I was kid.
And if anyone mentions the abomination that is Murray and that he gets an extended bit each episode in the modern Sesame Street era, I will go Kermit the Frog on you (skip to about 1:30).
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If you’d like to have your blog added to the MILP blogroll for weekly review or would like us to consider a specific post, drop the hostess(es) an email or leave a comment at our sites.Expecting Moms in law school are welcome! Hat tip as always to the “original” Roundup — Evan Schaeffer’s Legal Underground and his co-rounder-upper, Nobody!
Bah, the Kermit clip was not the one I wanted, but you take what you can get on Youtube.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
I don't want to live on the moon
I was sworn at yesterday. No wait, I was sworn in. It was nice -- a little pomp and circumstance-y, but who doesn't like a little pomp and circumstance now and again?
I like my job. Every morning when I park at the garage and walk through the streets of the city to my office, I feel good. I feel good about the work I am doing, I feel good about the hours, I feel good about my co-workers, I even feel good about the coffee I am drinking. If you haven't been preparing for the apocalypse, by the way, you'd best start. Me drinking coffee is a sign of the end times. I am sure of it. My suddenly hating chocolate wouldn't be any more unlikely then my enjoying coffee. The Sesame Street Google pages make me happy. Things are good at home. Clownfish is as awesome as ever.
So it sounds like I'm happy, right? Well, its true I'm happier.
But I still suffer from depression and though I haven't been on meds in a long time, I have days that .... . You know, it was easier to write about this when life sucked more. It was easier to feel somehow justified in my feelings. Intellectually, I know how depression works, but in my heart??? In my heart I blame myself, in my heart I am a bad person, in my heart I don't deserve any of the good that has come my way recently or ever. . . . it was hard to write that and I don't want to write about this anymore.
I'll just end with this, my favorite song from Sesame Street, as sung by Ernie.
I like my job. Every morning when I park at the garage and walk through the streets of the city to my office, I feel good. I feel good about the work I am doing, I feel good about the hours, I feel good about my co-workers, I even feel good about the coffee I am drinking. If you haven't been preparing for the apocalypse, by the way, you'd best start. Me drinking coffee is a sign of the end times. I am sure of it. My suddenly hating chocolate wouldn't be any more unlikely then my enjoying coffee. The Sesame Street Google pages make me happy. Things are good at home. Clownfish is as awesome as ever.
So it sounds like I'm happy, right? Well, its true I'm happier.
But I still suffer from depression and though I haven't been on meds in a long time, I have days that .... . You know, it was easier to write about this when life sucked more. It was easier to feel somehow justified in my feelings. Intellectually, I know how depression works, but in my heart??? In my heart I blame myself, in my heart I am a bad person, in my heart I don't deserve any of the good that has come my way recently or ever. . . . it was hard to write that and I don't want to write about this anymore.
I'll just end with this, my favorite song from Sesame Street, as sung by Ernie.
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon
I'd like to travel under the sea
I could meet all the fish everywhere
Yes, I'd travel under the sea
But I don't think I'd like to live there
I might stay for a day there if I had my wish
But there's not much to do when your friends are all fish
And an oyster and clam aren't real family
So I don't want to live in the sea
I'd like to visit the jungle, hear the lions roar
Go back in time and meet a dinosaur
There's so many strange places I'd like to be
But none of them permanently
So if I should visit the moon
Well, I'll dance on a moonbeam and then
I will make a wish on a star
And I'll wish I was home once again
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I may go I'll be coming home soon
'Cause I don't want to live on the moon
No, I don't want to live on the moon
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
The wisdom of five year olds
Me: Rawr!
Clownfish: You don't roar as big as Papa. Its cuz you're not a boy.
Me: Aww, I want to be a boy.
Clownfish: You can't change nature. Well, except trees. Oh, and for birthdays.
Clownfish: You don't roar as big as Papa. Its cuz you're not a boy.
Me: Aww, I want to be a boy.
Clownfish: You can't change nature. Well, except trees. Oh, and for birthdays.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Getting lovey dovey
Bullshark, to me:
Yep. Lotta love here. Lotta love.
You're like a Slinky. It would give me great satisfaction to push you down the stairs.
Yep. Lotta love here. Lotta love.
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