Knee deep in transcripts and finding humor where I can.
Perhaps my favorite quote is one party's repeated insistence that the children live in "abstract fear." I keep imagining them running away from Jackson Pollack paintings.
I mentioned this, via email, to a coworker. Her reply: I initially read that as "abstract tear" and had an image of little children running through a Picasso, much like the woman at the Met who made a big hole in one.
Dear God NO! It's a Picasso! RUN!!!
(Note: "Children" in question are 16 and 17 years old and by all accounts save one, perfectly well adjusted. I am not actually a monster.)
I love that painting! It's creepy but in a cool way- it is definately a memorable one. I love reading deposition transcripts- they can be hilarious.
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