Bullshark was at a meeting, so even though I almost always put him to bed, Clownfish suddenly needed Papa to put him to bed and I just wouldn't do. This involved minor stomping while getting dressed for bed and general expressions of dissatisfaction with his lot in life. It could be because I am the world's meanest mommy.
How did I acquire this title?
I made Clownfish turn off the TV to do his homework AND I wouldn't let him have a cupcake this close to bedtime.
Seriously, someone should call the department for the protection of children or something...
Yeah, B seems convinced that they've permitted baby torturers to work in the NICU. baby torturers everywhere! Stealing pacis! Applying cold wipes to nether regions! He's very worked up about it.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, pacifier! Nevermind.
wow, he should just nickname you the grinch who stole fun. Or something like that. Next thing he knows, you're going to make him go to school and do homework and eat vegetables!
ReplyDeleteI've seen worse mommies. :)
ReplyDeletealthough refusing the cupcake would have really chapped my hide too.
many parents i know will do just about anything to avoid disciplining their kids...we're supposed to be their friends right? WRONG
please don't get me ranting on the nationwide contest to raise the laziest, most useless, annoying kid
Pumpkinhead's favorite new line is "You guys hate me!" whenever we make him do something to which he is opposed (bathe, for example). Gotta love it...
ReplyDeleteOh, Ptlawmom... you make him BATHE? Clearly, you're the meanest mommy.
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