About a month ago, I posted about how hawt I am pregnant.
I am a little less hawt now.
Today, one of the secretaries thought I was having an allergic reaction because my face is all blotchy and red and scaly in places. Nope, that's just my hormone-acne loveliness. I don't bother with concealer or foundation unless I am going to be someplace other than my cubicle. I prefer not to irritate my already irritated skin.
Also, I find that I am moving more slowly. I waddle now. I waddle in my square-heeled sensible lawyer pumps. Its a cute waddle, but a waddle nonetheless. When the weather is nice I try to walk around the park at lunchtime to get some exercise. If my walking pace a month ago was say, Eye of the Tiger, these days its more Ooompa Loompa doopity dooo.....
My jackets have completely given up trying to hide the belly bump -- they sort of frame it now. Closing the jacket is not an option. Today I wore a black suit with a bright green cotton maternity top. All day, I looked at my belly and thought someone had replaced it with a watermelon. If anyone at the office still had any doubts (is she just heavy or is she pregnant?) I think the watermelon top pretty much ended speculation.
BUT...
honestly?
I still look super cute.
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