... a stay at home mom who wants to watch babies for free.
Category: Things that only exist in the delusional mind of a co-worker who doesn't have any children.
Context: She's thinking of having kids and returning to work, and asked how I did. I mentioned that the cost for quality daycare was out of control, but you suck it up and pay it. She has an alternate plan: to find this fictional magical mommy. Good luck with that. And take a picture of the unicorn, when you find her, because I've always wanted to see one.