Unicorns and the Tooth Fairy and ...

... a stay at home mom who wants to watch babies for free.

Category:  Things that only exist in the delusional mind of a co-worker who doesn't have any children.

Context:  She's thinking of having kids and returning to work, and asked how I did. I mentioned that the cost for quality daycare was out of control, but you suck it up and pay it.  She has an alternate plan:  to find this fictional magical mommy.  Good luck with that.  And take a picture of the unicorn, when you find her, because I've always wanted to see one.