My sister overheard this exchange and felt the need to call me and tell me.
My Mom, to my Dad: Did you tell [my maternal uncle, Dad's golfing buddy] about Butterflyfish's big news?
My Dad: Nah, I didn't mention it. But I'm sure he knew already.
Mom: How would he know?
Dad: Well didn't she put the baby up on eBay?
Mom: I think you mean the Spacebook.
You're selling babies now? Where do I bid?
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