Co-worker: [Other co-worker] says this will be moot in 5 months because [our state] is legalizing weed. The rest of us are highly suspicious of his statement.
Me: No I heard about this -- They're considering legalizing possession of up to an ounce.
Co-worker: hmmm I had no idea
Me: Dunno if it will make it out of committee but the bill is generating some buzz, if you'll pardon the pun.
I crack myself up.