Saturday, August 25, 2012

Dear Cheryl...

We had many qualified applicants for the firm position, and chose one who is not you. Also, we suck at mail merge so, in the salutation, we're calling you Cheryl, even though its not your name.  We probably should have included the name and bio of the lucky new associate in this rejection letter cuz we know you're totally gonna stalk our website til you know who it was ... but where's the fun in that? 

We wish you blah blah blah to the blah blah.

Sincerely,

Awesome law firm you'd love to work for if you were not ... well, you.

8 comments:

  1. Ugh, I'm sorry. :( Job hunting sucks!

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  2. boooo.

    Wrong name is definitely the cherry on top. Classy.

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  3. I'm sorry about the rejection letter, but it is kind of funny that they messed up the name. At least you know Cheryl didn't get the job, either. I once got a rejection letter for a job I never even applied for, if it makes you feel any better. (I have no idea how that happened.)

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  4. bummer :(

    Fingers crossed that there is a perfect job for you just around the corner!

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  5. :( totally sucks and I completely know how you're feeling. Suckage!!!

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  6. So sorry! Rejection sucks (especially with the wrong name! what is with that!). But I know you were kind of ambivalent about how well firm work would turn out for you, so at least now you don't have to worry about that? (silver lining? maybe?)

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  7. BOO. I've gotten a couple of those lately... i almost wish they had been addressed to cheryl, ha

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  8. :( What a crap week for you. Hope good things start coming your way soon!

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