Letters to Bullshark

Hi Papa. This is Clownfish talking to Mommy.  My LEGO camp is awesome and I want to go next year. I made a new friend Nicholas. I love you Papa. Happy birthday (again) Papa.  I am looking forward to science camp.  I have had a lot lot of fun this summer.  I found a new television show. Its called Beywheelz.  Also, Mommy has been watching too much BBC America, but we found a new show called Top Gear and its about cars and it is funny.  Oops. I just tooted. I miss you. See you soon. Love, Clownfish

Hi Papa. This is Mommy and Clownfish pretending to be Angelfish.  I have started to say lots of new words and sentences. I get very excited when I am in the car and see a house, a tree or a BIG BUS. I am so sad when Clownfish leaves to go to his camp.  Mommy told me we were going to go get Clownfish in the car. I cried when I got to the car and there was NO CLOWNFISH. Mommy said we had to drive to get him but I wanted Clownfish to be in the car.  I ran up and down the hallway at the school.  I yelled walkie walkie walkie and I didn't want to go home.  I tried to hide around a corner with Clownfish but Mommy came and found us. I ask for you every morning.  I grew two more teeth on the bottom.  I am a little less chubalub. I love you Papa. I see you soon.

Hi Papa. This is Mommy and Clownfish pretending to be Lionfish.  I rolled over two times! Sort of!!  I like to eat the tail end of my dolphin. It is yummy.  I have swamp gas toots.  They are really really really stinky. Its like a whole new level of stinky. But I finally pooped today so maybe swamp gas butt will stop. Once I fall asleep, I have been kind to Mommy and have slept til either 1 or 330 every night. Its the falling asleep part that is hard. Mommy does not pat my butt right.  Tonight I went down at 8:15.  We'll see how long I sleep. I also growl like a dinosaur. It is meant to be very scary. Run away! Clownfish recorded it so you can hear it when you come home.  I am still a squirmy wormy. I love you Papa. I drool on you soon.


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The influence of an almost 8 year old boy on the content of these letters is noticeable, huh?